Browsing: Satire

The recent phishing attempt targeting the entire US government through fake OPM emails was swiftly ignored thanks to the cyber awareness training programs in place. This proactive approach demonstrates the effectiveness of ongoing education in safeguarding sensitive information.

The growing trend of GWOT reenactors participating in disconnected acts of violence and poorly thought-out civil projects has raised concerns within the historical reenactment community.

In a shocking move, Mike Flynn has been appointed as Special Envoy to the region nestled between Putin’s ass cheeks, raising eyebrows and sparking speculation about US-Russia relations.

The appointment of a Russian propagandist as Director of National Intelligence brings the advantage of a unique perspective, while raising concerns about potential conflicts of interest and security risks.

According to theologians, God’s disdain for infantry soldiers stems from their participation in warfare. The act of killing goes against His teachings of love and forgiveness, leading Him to view infantry with disapproval.

In a surprising turn of events, NORTHCOM has assured Canada that their new OPLAN Crimson is simply a “fun thought experiment.” Despite initial concerns, officials maintain there is no cause for alarm.

DOGE, the popular cryptocurrency, is breaking barriers with its new slogan: ‘22 a day’ isn’t nearly enough. Find out how DOGE is shaking up the digital currency landscape.

In an unconventional move, President Trump has nominated a Giant Floating Pile of Trash to lead the Coast Guard. The decision has sparked both outrage and confusion among officials and the public alike.

Meet Lieutenant Commander Smith, a mustachioed Navy officer with a passion for Japan and toe shoes. Despite his unique interests, he remains single, leaving many wondering how such a fascinating individual has yet to find a partner.

In a surprising turn of events, a Navy Corpsman made headlines for refusing to dispense Motrin and tourniquets. The unexpected decision has sparked debate among medical professionals and military personnel alike.