Browsing: Satire

The Department of Defense seems to be on a mission to add “obviously woke” initiatives, possibly as a distraction for Fox News host Pete Hegseth. From diversity training to renaming military bases, the DoD is making headlines.

In a surprising move, Elon Musk has appointed former President Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief of his new space exploration project. Musk cites Trump’s business acumen and political experience as reasons for the appointment.

Pete Hegseth, co-host of Fox & Friends, recently admitted, “I’m not a perfect person.” Many disagree, arguing that his controversial statements and actions make him far from being even a sort of okay person.

In a unique move to improve safety measures, Navy fighter jets have been equipped with reflective belts to reduce the risk of friendly-fire incidents during high-intensity operations. This innovative approach aims to enhance visibility and prevent tragic mistakes in the heat of battle.

The author of the Department of Defense AI policy seems to be going through a breakup with his AI girlfriend, sparking speculation about the impact on his work. Are we witnessing a case of man vs machine heartbreak? Stay tuned for updates.

Fox News host Pete Hegseth has announced plans to introduce a new drinking policy at the network akin to the military’s ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy. Details remain scarce, but supporters and critics are both eager to see how it will unfold.

A heated altercation between a local marine recruiter and Congressman Matt Gaetz erupted over the recruitment of a high school senior. The brawl highlighted the ongoing debate over military recruitment in schools.

The Special Operations Forces are facing a major crisis as a POG terrorist has managed to stack more bodies than even a seasoned Green Beret. This unexpected turn of events has left many questioning the effectiveness of SOF training and tactics.

The satirical military news site, Duffel Blog, is taking a well-deserved holiday break to recharge their creative juices. While they’re away, readers can catch up on their hilarious articles and look forward to more comedic content upon their return.

Santa’s sleigh met its demise over New Jersey when it was hit by heavy anti-aircraft fire. Children around the world are left wondering how this will impact Christmas deliveries.