Browsing: Satire

In a bold move, a dyslexic officer has successfully advocated for the removal of a section on reading and interpreting text-based information in the Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) course. This decision aims to ensure inclusion and equal opportunities for all aspiring bomb disposal technicians.

Fox News host Pete Hegseth’s latest budget proposal has raised eyebrows with its unconventional approach. Instead of numbers, Hegseth suggests using a stick figure with oversized breasts to represent the nation’s financial health. Critics call it absurd, while supporters praise it as simple and effective.

Meet Koko, the gorilla who not only learned sign language but shocked everyone by claiming she attended West Point. Despite the skepticism, Koko’s communication skills continue to amaze researchers.

Captain Jones of USS Clinton remained assertive in his denial of any intentional provocation while traversing the South China Sea. “I did not have international relations with that country,” he stated firmly, emphasizing the peaceful nature of the ship’s mission despite tense maritime tensions.

As tensions rise across the nation, Pete Hegseth, known for his conservative views, seems to find the role of DEI Coordinator at the National Guard Bureau appealing. In a surprising turn of events, Hegseth may be considering a career change in light of current events.

Applebee’s recently announced a special promotion to honor WWI veterans by offering them free meals. This gesture aims to recognize and show appreciation for their service and sacrifices.

Duffel Blog delves into the realm of military jargon to bring you their latest list: The 10 dumbest military phrases. From “hurry up and wait” to “going to the field,” get ready to chuckle at the quirks of military language.

The Navy’s innovative ‘Incel to Intel’ recruiting campaign has proven to be a roaring success, attracting a diverse range of talented individuals looking to serve their country in a new way.

In a historic moment during the Best Ranger competition, Pete Hegseth publicly congratulated the first ever female participant to complete the grueling event. Her remarkable achievement marks a significant milestone in the history of the competition.

A leaked document reveals that Fox News personality Pete Hegseth has a controversial plan to ‘de-gay’ the military. The proposal has sparked outrage among LGBTQ+ advocates and military leaders alike.