Browsing: Satire

The Berkeley Home Depot location has recently announced the addition of a 10% military surcharge to all purchases made by active duty and veteran service members. The decision has elicited mixed reactions from the community, with some applauding the gesture of support for the military, while others criticizing the added cost for those who have served our country.

In an unexpected turn of events, Air Force One was forced to make an emergency landing at a Dairy Queen. The unusual pit stop left both staff and customers in awe as they witnessed the President step off the aircraft for an impromptu Blizzard break.

In a bizarre turn of events, five individuals tragically lost their lives while three others were hospitalized after a group of Airmen decided to try Meals Ready-to-Eat (MREs) on a dare. The incident has left the community in shock and raised questions about the risks of such reckless behaviors.

In a surprising twist, a Navy corpsman is recommending sailors to masturbate into clean, dry socks as an alternative to disposing of bodily fluids in the ocean. Is this unorthodox suggestion a stroke of genius or just plain strange? Let’s dive deeper into the socks saga.

Opinion: The void left by an intentionally blank page can be seen as a deliberate act of defiance against the norm. Is it a statement or simply an oversight? The debate rages on.

In a surprising turn of events, Iran has reportedly threatened Israel with a new weapon called ‘Updog’. The nature of this mysterious weapon remains unknown, raising concerns about the growing tensions in the region.

As the political landscape shifts, the idea of a POG (Person of Gaming) Vice President is gaining traction. But is America truly ready for this unconventional choice? Let’s delve into the debate.