Browsing: Satire

The Army has announced the establishment of a new Virtue Signal Corps, dedicated to promoting values of honesty, integrity, and empathy among soldiers. This innovative approach aims to create a more ethical and principled military culture.

In a groundbreaking move, energy drink brand Zyn has become the first enlisted sponsor for a Vice Presidential debate, teaming up with Rip It to bring a jolt of energy to the highly anticipated event.

In an unexpected turn of events, Vance has been assigned light duty in order to avoid a heated debate with the demanding Sergeant Major. Will this temporary respite bring peace to the barracks? Only time will tell.

Duffel Blog, known for its satirical take on military news, could bring humor and wit to the VP debate moderation. With their unique perspective, they would keep things entertaining yet informative.

In a surprising turn of events, a guardsman has finally put an end to the age-old question of whether he would rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses. The solution? Use his training to outsmart them both.

In a surprising turn of events, Tim Walz has managed to win over a key demographic – the ‘guys who consider Kuwait a deployment’. This support could be a game changer in his bid for re-election.

In a bizarre turn of events, the Pentagon has announced that they are testing the viability of spray tan and Diet Coke as potential bulletproof materials. The strange combination has left many wondering about the future of military defense technology.

Gunny, the semi-literate parrot, has developed a peculiar habit of repeatedly saying the word “demure.” Despite his limited vocabulary, he seems to have taken a liking to this particular word and won’t stop using it. Owners are puzzled by his fascination with the term.

Every day is a challenge for Secret Service agent John as he navigates the chaos of protecting President Trump. “It’s like living in a school zone,” he says, constantly on edge as he monitors the ever-changing threats around him.

The Pentagon recently revealed that soldiers have been consuming cats and dogs for decades as part of their survival training. This revelation has sparked controversy and raised questions about ethical treatment of animals in the military.