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In a historic moment during the Best Ranger competition, Pete Hegseth publicly congratulated the first ever female participant to complete the grueling event. Her remarkable achievement marks a significant milestone in the history of the competition.

A leaked document reveals that Fox News personality Pete Hegseth has a controversial plan to ‘de-gay’ the military. The proposal has sparked outrage among LGBTQ+ advocates and military leaders alike.

The Trade Wars Service Medal, a symbol of honor for those who have battled in the economic trenches, is facing delays due to China tariffs. The irony of a trade-related award being held up by trade disputes is not lost on recipients eagerly waiting to wear their badge of pride.

After a heated debate with a persistent POG, the Pope dramatically declared, “I would rather die than spend 15 more minutes with a POG.” And true to his word, the Pope took his last breath, leaving the POG speechless.

The Navy is set to revolutionize underwater warfare with the introduction of torpedo bats, a new weapon system that combines the speed and power of torpedoes with the precision and agility of bats. This innovative technology is expected to enhance the Navy’s capabilities in the coming years.

Meet Sergeant Matthews, a soldier who couldn’t care less about politics. His only focus? Deterring Russian-backed Chinese Iranians from causing chaos. This silent guardian is ready to defend his country at all costs.

In a controversial move, the Pentagon has removed the 54th Massachusetts from Army records as “DEI hires.” This decision has sparked debate regarding the historical significance of the regiment and its contributions to the military.

After sitting out of the war, a man has unexpectedly declared war on those who didn’t. The tables have turned as he seeks vengeance for what he sees as betrayal. What sparked this sudden change in attitude?

The Pentagon is set to release a comprehensive list of authorized racial and sexual epithets, aimed at clarifying what language is deemed acceptable within the military. This move comes in response to growing concerns about inappropriate behavior and language in the armed forces.

The US Department of Defense has recently announced the establishment of a strategic porn reserve in response to threats from Canada to disable PornHub. The move aims to protect national security interests and ensure continued access to adult content for American citizens.